Wednesday, September 07, 2016
Bull Shit (Part II)
A country where eating cow meat is
illegal but drinking its urine is alleged to be healthy. At the same time BJP
MP Dalit leader Udit Raj tweeted suggesting that champion Jamaican athlete
Usain Bolt went on to win nine Olympics gold despite being born in poverty;
after his trainer advised him to eat beef twice a day. This should be taken
seriously by the Government and Sporting Authority of India and even consider
the womanizing Bolt indulged in along with beef consumption, as that could be
also the main and only reason of his winning medals. This has been even proved
by the Nehru genealogy from the time of Motilal Nehru where womanizing helped
them to ‘run’ government generation after generation. Just that Rahul has not yet got it, and
feels it will work with the hand (symbol of the Congress Party). Even
the recent AAP party minister in Delhi Sandeep Kumar video sex scandal, will be
proven was not a scandal but imitating Usain Bolt, that would help in ‘running’
the Government. Cannot understand why the AAP party ‘swept’ him out of the
party. Indian parties take their party symbols extremely seriously, where AAP
symbol is a broom so they allege to sweep corruption. Mayawati in fact even
looks like party symbol, which is an elephant.
Usain Bolt should be strongly
encouraged to drink his urine as this may help him to be the Prime Minister of
his country, as ex late Prime Minister Morarji Desai used to drink his own
urine. So once Usain becomes the Prime Minister of his country Jamaica, he can
then elevate it out of poverty, and Jamaica would be as developed as India. In
fact we had one of our Ministers who even asked if one should urinate in dams
to battle a draught condition in Maharashra. His intentions were so noble that
he actually wanted all suffering from drought, to be leaders like Morarji
Desai. Even Baba Ramdev uses cow urine in some of his products and his empire
business has grown from his ‘half naked’ self to a 5000 crore company. He has
ads to prove that multinational companies who use coal, salt and other Indian
herbs in their toothpaste is all about ancient Indian dental remedy. The
multinationals just missed the ‘cow urine’ which is the top secret, of Baba
Ramdev’s Organization’s success story.
Since the cow is a sacred animal its
slaughter (and even consumption) is banned in some states of India. In
Maharashtra however beef consumption is allowed as long as it is brought in
from other states. Which means the cow which is sacred in Maharashtra suddenly
loses it holy status, if it is imported from another state. Untouchability
amongst humans which was practiced in India in medieval times is now practiced
with cows, just that it in Maharashtra one can touch the cow to worship it and
not eat it. The largest hit community with the beef ban, in Maharashtra
community has been the Qureshi community who livelihood was on cow slaughter
and beef trade. Recently two Qureshi brothers literally slaughtered a traffic
policeman to death, as the policeman asked for the driving license of one of
the brothers. Wondering now if the law would now treat them leniently, as the
policeman was not a cow. India is becoming a land of ‘gau rakshaks’ meaning
‘cow protectors’, wondering when it would be a land of ‘human protectors’, but
then police who are to protect the citizens are themselves not safe. Killing in
the allegation a family possessed beef at home and later it was proven it was
not. A passenger in a rickshaw and that too in a city like Bombay was
questioned if his leather bag was ‘cow hide’. One can’t even think of following
Mahatma Gandhi in life style of wearing loin cloth and sporting wooden
footwear, as even Gandhi was assassinated.
If the law can decide what we
cannot eat, then what can stop them from deciding what we should eat? As some
recent reports stated that energy drinks like Red Bull contain Bull Sperm. So
now, will suddenly another political party or health brigade like the moral
brigade, decide to pass a law that Indians should start consuming Bull Sperm.
Then Baba Ramdev’s company may come with a concoction of Cow Urine and Bull
Sperm and prove it health benefit for Indians. Since bull meat is allowed for
consumption, soon all who want to eat its meat, would have to legally consume
everything of it from its urine to sperm and even Bull Shit.
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