Thursday, April 06, 2017
Surgical conclusion
With the surgical precision of attack on terrorism and on black money, India is now one of the safest places on earth in fact the whole universe where life can live and prosper in harmony peace and bliss. Whole universe; because we will soon cover God in a temple in Ayodhya. So with God covered in India, there can be no better place than India. Black money has been completely eradicated and everything is now white, if not white definitely orange.
Supreme Court of India has banned
sale of alcohol in a distance of 500 meters near highways, so state governments
now are planning to surgically denotify highways and classify them as roads. So
does this legalize drink and drive on roads, or if you buy a drink from an
alcohol shop which is 501 meters away from a highway? State governments have
surgically concluded where there is will, there is no highway. A forest in
Bombay is being planned to be denotified as not a forest, so infrastructure
development for a metro can be built across it. A minister even concluded that
leopards in the forest should be trapped and caged. With the monsoons that
ravage Bombay it may now be surgically proved that it has rained wild cats in
the forest, and they should be trapped. If the same enthusiasm was shown to
surgically trap and harvest rain water, Bombay would never have shortage of
water.
You don’t have to pay service charge in a restaurant if you are not happy with the service, so surgical common sense would be you should not pay tax if you are not happy with the service of the government. On the contrary tax paid by the citizen is being used by a minister to fight a legal case. Soon GST would be introduced which would amalgamate all taxes into one channel of taxation. It means you won’t be taxed multiple times but axed in one shot. Surprisingly this was strongly opposed by the present government when they were not in power, and sudden surgical revelation has dawned in them and they feel this is the highway to progress and India’s economic strength. With this highway, multiple roads to bribery will allegedly end. So multiple roads of taxation has now been denotified to one highway channel of payment.
A minister wanted to fly business
class in an aircraft that had only economy class. An employee of the airline
who tried to explain the situation and drive sense, if not class, into the
minster’s head, gets beaten by the minister’s footwear which was surgically
counted, numbering 25 times. For the first time in Indian history, Airline
companies in the country black listed the minister from flying within the
country. The entire episode has now been turned into proving the minister was
spoken to rudely. So speaking rudely to a minister gives him surgical immunity
to strike any one. Threats are now being given to stall Parliament proceedings,
if the minister is not allowed to fly. Political machinery in India ensures
such ministers not only laugh their way not just into banks but now also into
flights. Statistics available in public domain will prove the numbers of
murderers and criminals who are in Parliament of the present government, and if
surgical statistics of the law is applied, murderers and criminals can fly
freely, then why can’t a minister who defended his dignity with his footwear, be
not allowed to fly. On the contrary he should put in a space capsule and
surgically flow into a black hole.
Supreme Court is being petitioned
and Chief Justice called to mediate on a disputed land by two communities
proving it is as their land of worship. This means in India we have no other
legal issues but deciding to which religious God a piece of land be ultimately
titled too. Our land disputes with Pakistan and China would be now be handled
by the minister who used his footwear, to hit Chinese and Pakistani soldiers
and terrorists with his slippers, into submission of our land encroached by them.
The minister who used his footwear to strike, may now stall proceedings in Parliament
to replace gavel used in Courts and Parliament with a slipper as that may bring
about better surgical order.
All religions profess to there being only one God, and now Gods have been surgically bifurcated and branded and we end up fighting to which brand of a God should be housed on a piece of land. Wish this amount of effort would have been garnered to house the homeless and destitute in our country, and housing God ideally to where it should be surgically enshrined, and that is in our hearts, and not just packaging it into a religion, a color, and a cow.
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