Saturday, January 16, 2010

 

Screwed barbequed and barred.


This is what is exactly happening to Indians down under. One of the assaults some time ago was mercilessly stabbing an Indian with a screw driver, then recently burning of an Indian and now three Indians barred them from entering a bar.

All signs of clear racism, and the Indian government and we the people care two hoots. Government will play its old tricks of diplomacy and issuing statements. We the people for us it has always been ‘Chaltha hai’ (it happens attitude). As long as it is not me, I don’t care. A senior Australian police officer goes on record to confirm that Indians are safer in Australia than in India. Think of it, how true? Had there been a basic quality of life, safety and basic necessities of infrastructure who would want their kids to go to foreign shores, and then have the fear of them not returning, as either they could be killed if they are in Australia, or if they go to Amreeka (as we call it for America), they find they can live it up there, and India is a garbage bin, which if you look at literally it is. As you land into Bombay Airport you feel you are going to land in a heap of garbage, with the amount of ghettos that has surrounded the Airport. It would be stupid for anyone to expect Australia or Australians to do anything. If you go back into History you would realize that Australia was a place where the criminals from Great Britain (as it was known in those days) were sent. So a race who was criminals in the colonial empire would be criminals and racist, genetically down the generations. No wonder they are ‘Down Under’.

Pure drinking water is a big deal in India, and it gets highlighted only when sewage water gets into the tap of a Hritikh Roshan’s home who is a film celebrity. The best joke is of our cricketing legend Sachin Tendulkar who claims to use just one bucket for his bath. It would be better he used one bucket to wash his Ferrari, and think of giving up his Ferrari as that uses special fuel which has to imported, for his Excellency to cruise around the city.

A Management professor claims to be inspired by Amir Khan’s movie ‘3 idiots’ and uses the theme in imparting Management values. The movie script is alleged to have been from a book titled ‘Five Point Something’, and the producer of the movie Vidhu Vinod Chopra, director Rajkumar Hirani and the main lead in the movie Amir Khan go about defending that the movie script as an original version. Why can’t they file a defamation suit against the author of ‘Five point something’, or vice verse the author file a case for piracy? It was a clear case of creating a sensation, hype and publicity for promoting the movie and making idiots of all Indians, I guess the sequel to the movie would be ‘One billion idiots’ which is the population of India. If the makers of ‘3 idiots’ who are in real ‘3 robbers’ if they have lifted the script can inspire a Management guru, I rather have my kids go to Australia for higher education and incase they make it back alive, at least they would be academically intelligent than being intelligently an idiot, which is what our Indian system of education makes most of us.

We have a Deputy General of Police, Rathore who gets scot free on bail after being tried for molestation, and has the audacity to smile at the media, and claims that he had learnt the lesson to smile in adversity from Pandit Nehru, and then claims "If you succeed to harm me more, I will smile more." Nehru died of syphilis which only confirms that he was not only screwing the country but also otherwise, so yes anyone would be inspired to smile after being caught screwing, and let loose. Pakistan keeps shelling and firing from across the border into our villages and Indian government as always does it’s eunuch diplomacy approach, when our soldiers are being fired at and killed. Haagen Daz an International Ice-cream company bars Indians from entering its outlet and that too in its outlet in India.

So to all my brethren in Australia all I have to say is “Mate we too are being screwed by our government at home, barbequed by firing and terrorists and even barred from having an ice-cream”.

Comments:
Aha, another fine rant at a topical subject old friend. would be good to read what people have to say
 
really, awesome post.. very true, n very wittily presented.. hope this atleast awakens india :)
 
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