Dedications

Censor Board in India has cut off its brains in the process of censoring movies and cutting scenes that are immodest, violent or vulgar. A spoof made on Osama Bin Laden had to bear the brunt of the Censor Board scissor because of a word ‘pencho’ which sounds like a foul word in Hindi language. Mind you it only sounds like it and it is not the real word which is ‘Bhenchod’ and that’s the real word the Censor Board should be titled with, as if you want to censor a spoof on Osama Bin Laden, because something sounds like foul language, then Obama sounds like Osama………well on second thoughts what’s the difference both are screwing the world anyways.

I thought Tiger Woods was history and histrionics, and now comes the latest news that he paid three million secretly to cover up a love child. Now did he pay three million to hide the story of the baby or did he pay three to get into the act of making a baby? Both ways he is screwed.

Oil spill in US is spilling over news media in such way that it is getting slippery and messy. News earlier was bloody and now it is oily. However it is always the US of A that is the cause of both globally. So it is no great news to know of a country that was screwing the world getting screwed by itself for a change.

A news article read ‘Cops sleeping over 10 unclaimed corpses in two weeks’. For a moment I was wondering how one could sleep over dead bodies, only to read the news further that cops did nothing about corpses piling up of unclaimed and unidentified people in Noida near Delhi. Come to think of it, cops in India who can rape can screw a dead body also.

Mumbai city will soon boast of the tallest residential tower in the world. A city starved on basic infrastructure where a commute of 40 kms is about two hours and if it is peak time you travel worse than garbage being transported, and if you are the affluent minority that drives cars or uses taxis, you are anyways crawling as someone walking would speed faster than you. So imagine living in the world’s tallest residential tower where you can zip vertically in seconds to the topmost floor which is nearly half a kilometer, and step out to get screwed in traffic.

Bal Thackeray has done it again. First it was naming everything after a late leader and king Shivaji, which was confusing as we have two Airports in Mumbai both named after Shivaji, so which Shivaji one would have to take from would have confused even Shivaji. From naming places to roads he graduated to derogatory name calling his political detractors or defectors and now has gone to call his own nephew names as he defected from his party and formed own political party. So from screwing the city, to screwing his opponents, he is now screwing his own.