Dedications

In an unusual case in France, a husband was fined 10000 Euros for failing to have sex with his wife. Usually it is a court proving, an act is non consensual sex as in cases of rape, or even rape in marriages. If a man does get into a non consensual act of sex, he could be proven guilty through forensic tests or like the way Bill Clinton got screwed when he screwed. In this case the man had to prove he is screwing. Wonder how they proved this one out?

Another one was proving ‘Marriages killing the joy of kissing’. How did they prove this? Though many may agree to this one but disagree that it kills only the joy of kissing; it kills every joy and sometimes even kills. So like cigarette pack warnings, soon Marriage Certificates should carry warnings that ‘Marriages kill’.

It is estimated that 38.2 per cent - 165 million people - of people in Europe suffers from a mental disorder and that anxiety is the commonest. To reduce the problem a study has suggested that treating children early for anxiety would reduce their risk of developing severe mental problems in later life by 60 per cent. That could be a reason Europeans plan to have no kids, so the problem could be solved 100 per cent. Then they have a problem with immigrants as they don’t make babies. Then blame a certain immigrant religious community for having many kids, and the fear their religion could colonize Europe. Either way Europeans are going to be mentally disordered.

Latest fashion trend is to have panties that would show butt cleavage. That reminds of an old joke where in the early days, you needed to part the panty to see the butt, now you need to part the butt to see the panty. Why show the butt cleavage when the butt is anyway visible? This could be another reason why many parts of Europe are banning the Burkha and hijab for Muslim women, to enforce latest trend in fashion.

It’s weird that in many parts of Middle East, people uprising is ousting Tyrant and Dictator rulers, when in America democracy is ousting people from their homes due to the financial crisis. In Russia people are evicted from their homes for making way for the Olympics in 2014. In China anything goes for gaining supremacy, it could be killing their own or bullying neighboring countries. Though China is not a democracy, whatever the hell it is, it is creating a hell. In India people movement for corruption is attempted to be thwarted, as they feel the Parliament is the supreme authority. Authority for what, is the confusion, an authority for breeding corruption or an authority to kill people’s movement who raise their voice against corruption.

Corruption in India and idiosyncrasies of people intoxicated in power is nothing new. Mayawati dispatches a plane to get for her a pair of footwear from Bombay. I don’t understand what the big deal as Nehru used to send his laundry to Paris to be laundered. Janardhana Reddy has a gold throne in his home worth crores and eats from silver and gold utensils. We should fully agree with poor Mayawati that WikiLeaks owner Julian Assange who exposed her, needs to be sent a mental asylum. In fact we all Indians need to be put in a mental asylum as we vote such idiots to power.

Julian Assange response to Mayawati lashing out on him and claiming he needs mental treatment replied, Mayawati is welcome to send a private jet to England to collect him, and he will bring Mayawati a range of the finest British footwear. Julian thinks Indian politicians are so cheap, as if Mayawati wants him to get something from UK, she would ask for the ‘Kohinoor Diamond’, anyway it belongs to India.