Tuesday, January 30, 2018
Poo
An article in today’s press, read
of Scientists turning poo into astronaut food https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/scientists-turn-poo-into-astronaut-food/articleshow/62704237.cms
Wondering why send people to
space into eat poo, when they could be sent to India? As practically most of
our food is so badly contaminated with chemicals, it is worse than poo. The
amount of human waste India pumps into the sea, even our sea food is spiced
with poo. Then we have an education minister who wants to remove ‘Darwins
theory of evolution’ from education as he feels it is not proven. So we even
have an education system that wants to educates children minds with poo.
Recently we had senior most judges of the Supreme Court
who held a press conference to voice their grievances. Imagine
people who handle the Justice System, not having faith in their own system
having to resort to a press conference. What hope is there for a common man to
expect from the Justice System in such a situation? With cases stretched into
decades at times, even Justice is constipated and by the time it is (excreted)
delivered, it makes no sense, but poo.
The problem of open defecation is
so rampant in India, that a government initiative was started named ‘Swachh
Bharat’ meaning ‘Clean India’, as otherwise India was known as ‘Poop India’. So
one of the initiatives was encouraging toilets be built in rural India. Forget
rural India, if one wants to use a Public toilet or a toilet in a government
office or a Police Station in a city, one may never answer nature’s call and
curse nature for calling. Most of them stink to levels that it could be used
for chemical warfare. Seriously India should now consider poo for defence as
Indian poo is so powerful that with the kind of ammunition our armed forces are
subjected too with the amount of corruption in arms purchases that ultimately
the armed forces have to defend the country poo ammunition. Till today the
stench of Bofor’s Gun scandal is being investigated and now stinks of poo on
how our investigation agencies work. Vijay Mallaya cheated banks of billions of
rupees and siphoned the money overseas and flew out of the country as easy as
how any migratory bird flies from one continent to another. If he had his way
he would have even poop over Indian Territory during the flight. So now India is fighting a legal battle with UK authorities to bring Vijay Mallaya back.
Imagine fighting a legal battle with UK to bring an absconder back to justice
in India, and here we are dreaming of getting Dawood Ibrahim back from Pakistan
to India. What a load of poo.
Then we have religious issues in
India, where violence erupts over a cow which is considered as sacrilege if its
meat is consumed. At the same time its urine is considered holy and sprinkled
over. Thank God that at least cow poo is good as manure. Then we have issues
where go and dig poo from history to prove a religious structure should be
destroyed and a temple should be built. What a load of poo where you destroy a religious structure to build another to prove which God was residing there
first. Then we have the Catholic Church in India where land scandals have been
done by the top religious authorities and these same authorities preach God. A
Priest accused of sodomy is protected by the Church with legal assistance for
court cases. How much will religious leaders poo over their followers, and make
a poo of God in the process?
Farmer suicides are so common,
that it does not even feature as main page news, as the news is so boring that
it stinks of poo of how the agricultural sector is governed and treated. Many
years ago we had a minister who commented on the draught condition saying “If
there is no water in the dam, how can we release it? Should we urinate into it?
If there is no water to drink, even urination is not possible”. Won’t be
surprised if another minister would come along and state something similar on
starvation deaths in India, stating “If people dying of starvation should we
poo into their plate? If there is no food to eat even feeding poo is not
possible”. Marie-Antoinette the Queen of France when alerted that there was
shortage of bread for the people, she said “If there is no bread let them eat
cakes”. In India if there is no bread and even if we eat cakes, both will have
Poo.
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An interrogative start and the movement from Poo to touching the social issues was very smooth and the message was taken home. Well written
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