Tuesday, January 30, 2018

 

Poo

 
An article in today’s press, read of Scientists turning poo into astronaut food https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/scientists-turn-poo-into-astronaut-food/articleshow/62704237.cms

Wondering why send people to space into eat poo, when they could be sent to India? As practically most of our food is so badly contaminated with chemicals, it is worse than poo. The amount of human waste India pumps into the sea, even our sea food is spiced with poo. Then we have an education minister who wants to remove ‘Darwins theory of evolution’ from education as he feels it is not proven. So we even have an education system that wants to educates children minds with poo. Recently we had senior most judges of the Supreme Court who held a press conference to voice their grievances. Imagine people who handle the Justice System, not having faith in their own system having to resort to a press conference. What hope is there for a common man to expect from the Justice System in such a situation? With cases stretched into decades at times, even Justice is constipated and by the time it is (excreted) delivered, it makes no sense, but poo.

The problem of open defecation is so rampant in India, that a government initiative was started named ‘Swachh Bharat’ meaning ‘Clean India’, as otherwise India was known as ‘Poop India’. So one of the initiatives was encouraging toilets be built in rural India. Forget rural India, if one wants to use a Public toilet or a toilet in a government office or a Police Station in a city, one may never answer nature’s call and curse nature for calling. Most of them stink to levels that it could be used for chemical warfare. Seriously India should now consider poo for defence as Indian poo is so powerful that with the kind of ammunition our armed forces are subjected too with the amount of corruption in arms purchases that ultimately the armed forces have to defend the country poo ammunition. Till today the stench of Bofor’s Gun scandal is being investigated and now stinks of poo on how our investigation agencies work. Vijay Mallaya cheated banks of billions of rupees and siphoned the money overseas and flew out of the country as easy as how any migratory bird flies from one continent to another. If he had his way he would have even poop over Indian Territory during the flight. So now India is fighting a legal battle with UK authorities to bring Vijay Mallaya back. Imagine fighting a legal battle with UK to bring an absconder back to justice in India, and here we are dreaming of getting Dawood Ibrahim back from Pakistan to India. What a load of poo.

Then we have religious issues in India, where violence erupts over a cow which is considered as sacrilege if its meat is consumed. At the same time its urine is considered holy and sprinkled over. Thank God that at least cow poo is good as manure. Then we have issues where go and dig poo from history to prove a religious structure should be destroyed and a temple should be built. What a load of poo where you destroy a religious structure to build another to prove which God was residing there first. Then we have the Catholic Church in India where land scandals have been done by the top religious authorities and these same authorities preach God. A Priest accused of sodomy is protected by the Church with legal assistance for court cases. How much will religious leaders poo over their followers, and make a poo of God in the process?

Farmer suicides are so common, that it does not even feature as main page news, as the news is so boring that it stinks of poo of how the agricultural sector is governed and treated. Many years ago we had a minister who commented on the draught condition saying “If there is no water in the dam, how can we release it? Should we urinate into it? If there is no water to drink, even urination is not possible”. Won’t be surprised if another minister would come along and state something similar on starvation deaths in India, stating “If people dying of starvation should we poo into their plate? If there is no food to eat even feeding poo is not possible”. Marie-Antoinette the Queen of France when alerted that there was shortage of bread for the people, she said “If there is no bread let them eat cakes”. In India if there is no bread and even if we eat cakes, both will have Poo.

Comments:

Poo..
I think it is better to go to space and eat one's own poo than eating someone else's.
 
An interrogative start and the movement from Poo to touching the social issues was very smooth and the message was taken home. Well written
 
Well scripted but a little lengthy
 
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