Dedications

Dreaming of BJP losing next elections? Dream as to imagine it as a reality, seems to be a hope. But you never know when a dream could be a prayer heard by the Almighty. As BJP may have succeeded in buying or imprisoning opposition. Since they could not do both with God, they built him a temple. A God that cannot be confined in a structure. So the collective dream of Indians of BJP to lose, could also manifest in reality? 

What happens if BJP loses? Many in CBI, EoW, IT, ED may get jailed like IPS Sanjiv Bhatt. Sanjiv Bhatt will get released and all cases against him dropped. He would get reinstated and he will be given the honor of imprisoning Modi and Amit. The easiest case that can rot them in jail, would be the extortion through Electrol Bonds and those who were extorted would turn approvers against them by paying the new party in power. If they don't pay, their businesses would get effected and maybe even be investigated by agencies. As elections is all about who you vote to make your life less difficult. It is not about good and bad parties or Leaders. It is about chosing the least evil and a gamble of hope!

Mukesh may retreat to his palatial house in UK and be protected like Mallya, Lalit and Nirav. Gautam's holdings in many (practically all) of the infrastructure projects get diluted and his survival would be how much he will pay the new government. Kejriwal would be released but his dream of Delhi statehood would be a dream. Kejriwal will try to arm twist through his majority in other states. He would be then again investigated of his palace 'Seesh Mahal', where tiles, kitchen ware and curtain cost would make the best hotel in the world purchases prices would look like price of undergarments. Wondering did CAG find the price of Kejriwal's undergarments. As you may never know with his extravagant purchases like curtains to cover his privacy, he would would have the most expensive custom made underwear to cover his privates.

The new allianz government would try hard to project Rahul as the face of the PM, then he won't have the support base to have his base seated on the PM's chair. It would be a pot pourri of an allianz with Rahul seated on a pin cushion. The new government initial year would be pure vendetta and power given to execute it would be given to the ones like Chidamabaram who was humiliated.

Suddenly the Ghodi Media would become Dhobi Media, washing all the muck they threw on the new government when they were in opposition. As the media is nothing but presstitutes, pressing opposition down. Many cannot be even called channels as they resemble more as kennels, where political panelists are called to bark. It becomes less of a news media and more of a political entertainment where some break into poetry or it is who has the last bark.

The new government would claim that whatever allegation of corruption that the earlier government has shown when they were in power for 60 years, the earlier government has done more worse than that in 10 years.

So next elections it is all about how you want to be fried. Do you prefer slowly cooked over 60 years or burnt on a high flame in 10 years. If it is a new government, you may just have the hopeful consolation of jumping from the fire into the frying pan.

This article is a pure parody and if BJP loses or wins it would still be a political comedy and tragedy for India(ns).

# posted by Sunny Fernandes @ 8:27 PM