Dedications

An eerie noise screeched across the jungle, as it was time to decide who would be the next king of the jungle. All animals were still not able to fathom how did a cunning fox in lion clothing fool the entire jungle for nearly a decade. The cunning fox had an ally which was a bald dog who was faithful to the fox. They both came from the Western Part of the Jungle, where predominantly herbivores animals grazed. Then the shrewedest animal brains for business came from there. Could it be the grass they ate? 

Then there was the underbelly of crime in the Jungle of animal species that only preyed on goats. They even had a distinctive style when they brayed. They were considered ruthless and scum of the animal earth. Killings, extortion and generally ensuring fear driven into society. No one ever imagined foxes to rise to their levels and have them scoot with their tails in between their legs. Confusion whether it was rising to their levels or falling down to their levels. The ones who preyed on goats always resorted to violence and thought they could control their jungle. The irony is that these animals were given an option to carve a separate Jungle country and follow their animal practices. Though many migrated to that part, the smart one stayed back as the country that was carved for them has gone to the pigs and is a pig sty today. Many even refer to it as Porkistan

The ones that stayed back tried to bring their culture literally to the streets, with their braying. They brayed so loud and used conical leaves and conical cut trees for their braying sound to be heard. Destroying the peace and harmony of the jungle where melodious sounds of other species were drowned in their braying. The fox and the dog saw this as an idea opportunity to gather the majority of the jungle and silence these goat eating animals. They brought laws that stop their promiscuous animal behavior where males were allowed to many mates. Then they relegated a large ruminating animal as God and ensured that could not be preyed on. This was a cheap source of food for the the goat eating animals as preying on goat was not cheap. 

To cull their dominance the fox and the dog demolished a structure where the goat eating animals congregated to bray. Then all animals in opposition were hounded by ED, Eating Department. This department sole job was to prove that the opposition was eating more than they could chew. Then IT forces were let loose. IT was Inducing Terror by proving that opposition was evading disclosure of the meat they eat. Then was EoW, Everyone Opposition Watched. This ensured all animals in opposition were kept on a close watch.

With all these tactics the fox and the dog team ruled for a decade and now slurping and licking their lips with confidence of a win for the next 5 years. They ensured the animals that opposed could not access their meat or grass or put behind iron traps. They just forgot something which time has revealed all throughout history. You can domesticate some animals with fear or a bone all the time, but you can't domesticate all the animals all the time.

Disclaimer : This article is a work of fiction. Animals mentioned were just characters to a story and has no resemblens to the actual animal behavior or geography. This article is not defame or be derogatory to any animal living, dead or could be born in future