Thursday, March 28, 2024
If BJP loses? A Parody...
Dreaming of BJP losing next elections? Dream as to imagine it as a reality, seems to be a hope. But you never know when a dream could be a prayer heard by the Almighty. As BJP may have succeeded in buying or imprisoning opposition. Since they could not do both with God, they built him a temple. A God that cannot be confined in a structure. So the collective dream of Indians of BJP to lose, could also manifest in reality?
What happens if BJP loses? Many in CBI, EoW, IT, ED may get jailed like IPS Sanjiv Bhatt. Sanjiv Bhatt will get released and all cases against him dropped. He would get reinstated and he will be given the honor of imprisoning Modi and Amit. The easiest case that can rot them in jail, would be the extortion through Electrol Bonds and those who were extorted would turn approvers against them by paying the new party in power. If they don't pay, their businesses would get effected and maybe even be investigated by agencies. As elections is all about who you vote to make your life less difficult. It is not about good and bad parties or Leaders. It is about chosing the least evil and a gamble of hope!
Mukesh may retreat to his palatial house in UK and be protected like Mallya, Lalit and Nirav. Gautam's holdings in many (practically all) of the infrastructure projects get diluted and his survival would be how much he will pay the new government. Kejriwal would be released but his dream of Delhi statehood would be a dream. Kejriwal will try to arm twist through his majority in other states. He would be then again investigated of his palace 'Seesh Mahal', where tiles, kitchen ware and curtain cost would make the best hotel in the world purchases prices would look like price of undergarments. Wondering did CAG find the price of Kejriwal's undergarments. As you may never know with his extravagant purchases like curtains to cover his privacy, he would would have the most expensive custom made underwear to cover his privates.
The new allianz government would try hard to project Rahul as the face of the PM, then he won't have the support base to have his base seated on the PM's chair. It would be a pot pourri of an allianz with Rahul seated on a pin cushion. The new government initial year would be pure vendetta and power given to execute it would be given to the ones like Chidamabaram who was humiliated.
Suddenly the Ghodi Media would become Dhobi Media, washing all the muck they threw on the new government when they were in opposition. As the media is nothing but presstitutes, pressing opposition down. Many cannot be even called channels as they resemble more as kennels, where political panelists are called to bark. It becomes less of a news media and more of a political entertainment where some break into poetry or it is who has the last bark.
The new government would claim that whatever allegation of corruption that the earlier government has shown when they were in power for 60 years, the earlier government has done more worse than that in 10 years.
So next elections it is all about how you want to be fried. Do you prefer slowly cooked over 60 years or burnt on a high flame in 10 years. If it is a new government, you may just have the hopeful consolation of jumping from the fire into the frying pan.
This article is a pure parody and if BJP loses or wins it would still be a political comedy and tragedy for India(ns).
Monday, March 25, 2024
Junglee Book (Part 3)
An eerie noise screeched across the jungle, as it was time to decide who would be the next king of the jungle. All animals were still not able to fathom how did a cunning fox in lion clothing fool the entire jungle for nearly a decade. The cunning fox had an ally which was a bald dog who was faithful to the fox. They both came from the Western Part of the Jungle, where predominantly herbivores animals grazed. Then the shrewedest animal brains for business came from there. Could it be the grass they ate?
Then there was the underbelly of crime in the Jungle of animal species that only preyed on goats. They even had a distinctive style when they brayed. They were considered ruthless and scum of the animal earth. Killings, extortion and generally ensuring fear driven into society. No one ever imagined foxes to rise to their levels and have them scoot with their tails in between their legs. Confusion whether it was rising to their levels or falling down to their levels. The ones who preyed on goats always resorted to violence and thought they could control their jungle. The irony is that these animals were given an option to carve a separate Jungle country and follow their animal practices. Though many migrated to that part, the smart one stayed back as the country that was carved for them has gone to the pigs and is a pig sty today. Many even refer to it as Porkistan
The ones that stayed back tried to bring their culture literally to the streets, with their braying. They brayed so loud and used conical leaves and conical cut trees for their braying sound to be heard. Destroying the peace and harmony of the jungle where melodious sounds of other species were drowned in their braying. The fox and the dog saw this as an idea opportunity to gather the majority of the jungle and silence these goat eating animals. They brought laws that stop their promiscuous animal behavior where males were allowed to many mates. Then they relegated a large ruminating animal as God and ensured that could not be preyed on. This was a cheap source of food for the the goat eating animals as preying on goat was not cheap.
To cull their dominance the fox and the dog demolished a structure where the goat eating animals congregated to bray. Then all animals in opposition were hounded by ED, Eating Department. This department sole job was to prove that the opposition was eating more than they could chew. Then IT forces were let loose. IT was Inducing Terror by proving that opposition was evading disclosure of the meat they eat. Then was EoW, Everyone Opposition Watched. This ensured all animals in opposition were kept on a close watch.
With all these tactics the fox and the dog team ruled for a decade and now slurping and licking their lips with confidence of a win for the next 5 years. They ensured the animals that opposed could not access their meat or grass or put behind iron traps. They just forgot something which time has revealed all throughout history. You can domesticate some animals with fear or a bone all the time, but you can't domesticate all the animals all the time.
Disclaimer : This article is a work of fiction. Animals mentioned were just characters to a story and has no resemblens to the actual animal behavior or geography. This article is not defame or be derogatory to any animal living, dead or could be born in future
Friday, March 15, 2024
Voting for Dummies?
If you want pride vote for the party that built the world's tallest statue, but has the smallest level of integrity or humanity.
If you want safety then vote for the party that can build a temple, so God can protect you, but women are not safe. Rapist are let out scot free.
If you want hope, vote for a party that gives you false promise of one and a half million Rupees in your Bank account, and money earned with the sweat and blood and kept in a Bank is not safe.
If you want to vote for a leader who talks of family values, but disowns his own wife. A leader who talks of education and is not educated, but has a degree
If you want to vote for a party that shows a palm symbol of prosperity and ran the country in a dynastic fashion for decades. A party that gave India Emergency, Forced Sterilisation and Sikh Massacre.
If you want to vote for a party that shows a broom symbol to clean corruption, and builds a palace to house the leader.
If you want to vote for a party that has shows an elephant symbol and has an appetite of an elephant for corruption
If you want to vote for a party that shows a cycle symbol, and makes no roads on which one can even walk
If you want to vote for a Bow and Arrow symbol and the party who had these symbol lose it to deserters in the party. Parties who cannot keep their symbol what will they keep their manifestos and promises?
If you want to vote for a party that gives freebies to the poor, but not offer education and jobs for the poor.
If you want to vote for a party where a leader talks, but refuses to answer questions or have a media interaction. And if you talk, you will be silenced.
If you want vote for a party that forces a language on you. Forces businesses to have sign boards in the regional language. At the same time will not offer businesses infrastructure or facilitate them for ease of business or compete globally.
If you want vote for a party that decides what you can eat and what you cannot. Where an animal is considered sacred and humans are not respected
If you want vote for a party that want to give shelter to refugees from neighboring countries, when many are starving in the country. Where many are giving up their Indian citizenship to settle in safer countries or that offer better prospects and better standard of life. When minorities were killed in Manipur
If you to want to vote a corrupt leader and he is in opposition. No problem as he will switch to the ruling government. It is not a washing machine government. It is a trashing machine who sends ED, EOW & IT on the corrupt if they dont switch loyalties. So you know what loyalty he or she would have for those who voted them.
So who do you vote for? You don't vote for a honest leader or a clean political party, as there are none. You vote for a lesser corrupt leader and a lesser corrupt political party.
Choose your pick from the garbage. Unfortunately it is not even segregated. They even mingle and mix and even name it I.N.D.I.A Institutional National Destruction In All aspects.
Could that be a reason for India to be named BHARAT. Bribery, Harrasment Autrocities, Robbery & Threat
Monday, March 04, 2024
Confused?
Walking on a street saw a temple, with a guard guarding the gate. Confused who is he guarding, God? The God we pray too for protection? Or should we pray to the guard?
Saw a blind girl selling sun glasses? Selling sunglasses to protect my eyes and she does not have eyes!
A lady walked out of a fine dining 7 star hotel after a party, carrying all the left over food. She gave the food to the poor on the streets. The poor had the food under a thousand stars.
A rich man walked by flaunting a million dollar watch. Constantly looking at his watch as he was late and running out of time. A beggar with no arms walked to ask for alms. He could not wear a watch and had all the time.
I cried because I did not get a pair of shoes, till I saw a man who had no feet. But no one saw the animal crying who was killed for the leather.
Two cancer patients. One alongwith his medical treatment also went to a Godman for healing but died. The other went to a Doctor and was an athiest and survived. Did God save an athiest?
Eating home cooked food which is grown with pesticide and animals injected with growth hormones or eating fast food or processed food? Which is healthy? Are both bad for health and one bad is better than the other bad?
Two murderers. One gets a bail with his money power and the other stays in jail. Is this justice or is justice a commodity that can be purchased?
Who do I vote for at elections? What choice do I have? Vote for the lesser evil or vote for the devil known rather than the devil unknown? Are we voting in the end voting for evil and a devil?
If those who lead a life of evil, it is told they will go to hell and the ones who lives an honest life, will go heaven. The irony is the evil is enjoying heaven on earth. So should I be evil and enjoy heaven on earth while living or heaven after death?
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